Choke

Kenley Jansen

Right handed Pitcher for the Los Angeles dodgers

#74

Kenley Jansen gets paid 152 million dollars so he can go choke every game

by Amiller27282828 October 8, 2020

choke thug

See wordwankstaword/

Uzz a chokethug

by Liokai May 5, 2003

Choking game of wonders

A game played by psycho punks, by inducing pain to others.

such a jerk genius, if it’s all for his choking game of wonders.

by RkforCunt February 13, 2021

Blow and Choke

Like an average blowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.

Like an average bowjob, but the female literally BLOWS on the male's penis with their heat, then making the male erotic and ejaculates into the female's mouth, down the esophagus, causing a choke.Marshall : "Hey, Lily."
Lily : "Grndnvfvhdos."
Marshall : "Uh, what?"
Olivia : "Don't bother, she tried a Blow and Choke."
Marshall : "Ah, I see."

by Exo Epic September 28, 2014

Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024

old man's choke

A man (or woman) who displays antagonism.

Bleen: "Give me a handshake!"
Edna: < not responding >
Bleen: "Old man's choke"

by Spice cowboy August 11, 2022

Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sales Associate And Psychology Turns You Into A Researcher After Choking 《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025