graham cracker

a caucasian person who hasn't totally lost his/her mind and is in hot pursuit of something greater than the microwave oven, who believes that life's greatest pleasures are not derived from those things that plug into little electrically charged holes in the wall.

"That graham cracker has been living off the grid for three years now, do you think he has a facebook?"

"Do you think I should get uncle Dave this flat iron for his super long beard?

No, that Graham Cracker doesn't have anything to plug it into anyway, you'll have to make him one out of cast iron."

by a daily hypocrite May 25, 2012

Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker

Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker

by fuckface25 September 3, 2016

Car Jacker

The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.

That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!

by The infamous car jacker Dave February 26, 2010

Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

by Dutchbag July 13, 2012

Cracker

A derogatory term for any pale and/or white individual who cracks & peel from the Life-giving SUN..

LoOk @ that cracker, that cracker's about 2 peel off.

by Neo Morpheus January 19, 2015

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

cracker

a term often used to describe white people, generally used in the context of poking fun of white people. this word is NOT a slur, as many white people believe, due to the fact that white people do not face oppression or racism. people of color often use the word cracker to comeback against racist white people.

person 1: "hey my ma made some chicken, you want some?"
person 2: "that chicken looks incredibly unseasoned, is your mom a fucking cracker?"

person 1: "something incredibly uncalled for"
person 2: "shut the hell up cracker, you're whiter than casper the ghost."

by neprona August 11, 2022