The single defining factor that determines if you are gay or not. To accomplish this feat, will make you instantly straight. However until accomplished, even if you have a girlfriend, you are deemed gay.
Eric: Dude, did you fist her butthole yet?
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
Josh: Nah, not yet man, waiting for the right time.
Eric: Fag.
by The P-P-P-Punisher February 11, 2011
In close relation to a female's vaginal Kegel exercise. It is the opening and closing of the anus to strengthen muscles in the region keeping it patent.
Jared did a set of butthole push-up prior to his date so his date was not throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Danmaj February 01, 2019
day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
by Mr. Herman, paging Mr. Herman August 18, 2011
A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.
Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!
by junkmime April 08, 2015
when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole
by helter skeltor September 11, 2014
CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?
by kcisnotawelse November 10, 2007