Badger

Adjective.

Complete confusion about a certain situation.

Not in possession of one's mental faculties.

"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger."

After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.

by It's Coach Frank May 26, 2011

vadge badge

A well-groomed, preferably small area of pubic hair on a woman.

That bikini bottom barely hid her vadge badge!

by Dadadadadainspecthergadget September 1, 2010

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009

Badge Sucker

A person, male or female, sexually attracted to badge-wielding authority figures.

Ellen: That cop was hot!
Meg: That fat one? With the greasy moustache?
Ellen: Yeah!
Meg: You are such a Badge Sucker.

by Moontos December 11, 2008

Honey Badger

Daniel Ricciardo. Daniel is the Honey Badger. Fearless and doesn’t give a shit about things that don’t matter to him

“Who is that?”
“that’s the honey badger”
“oh, daniel Ricciardo.”

by h0n3ybadg3r August 22, 2021

badger

A bad bloke, Someone who has done something to dissapoint a team or group of mates.

Bondy, you didnt give me fuel money you badger!

Bondy hurry up you badger

Your a badger

by Ziley November 30, 2006

noddy badge

When someone licks their thumb, and stamps another on the forehead.

Synonymous with stupidity, and wankers

p1: Whats a Noddy Badge??
p2: **stamps person with Noddy Badge**

by SXCTinkerbell February 5, 2007