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Butthole Push-up

In close relation to a female's vaginal Kegel exercise. It is the opening and closing of the anus to strengthen muscles in the region keeping it patent.
Jared did a set of butthole push-up prior to his date so his date was not throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
by Danmaj January 31, 2019
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day old butthole

day old butthole is a phrase that can be used to describe a bad smell. this can describe anything from an actual butthole that is 1 day old to a turd.
Wooooo!! That fart smelt like day old butthole!!
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lick my butthole

A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.
Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!
by junkmime April 7, 2015
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ye salty butthole

when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole
by helter skeltor September 10, 2014
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close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!
CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?
by kcisnotawelse December 3, 2007
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lick my butthole

A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.
Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!
by junkmime April 7, 2015
mugGet the lick my buttholemug.

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