He likes swing dancing and playing the guitar and hiding in the closet when the wind is loud. He always wears his favorite purple hoodie and has a twitchy ankle. Brads are very sweet and they like smoothies. Hanging out with him is refreshing and cool, just like lemonade. Brads work best with girls whose names start with an E, such as "Edna", "Edwina", "Erma", "Edwarda", and "Ethel". Oh, and he's pretty much amazing.
Ethel: "Look at that Brad! Why is he hiding in the closet?" Edwina: "Because all the purple hoodies are in there!"
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Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
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Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!
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Jim: You're advice worked great!
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The process of finding a young, innocent Asian girl and turning her into a dick hungry, sex crazed bitch who falls madly in love with you and is devastated by your mistreat of her and is lost without your presence
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Get the Brad mug.Also known as mans and he is never hot he has a 2 o'clock fetish which is either a glass ok cola or sour cream and onion crisps and a isotonic and he says he is a berry hard mans
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Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.
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