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central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
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Collen Ballinger

That one full grown woman who claims she didn't groom loads of teenagers via the internet, texts and tours/shows even though we have plain evidence. Then makes the shittiest apology known to man with a ukulele. On the bright side, the song got remixed and was pretty catchy.
Person 1: yo did you hear about Collen Ballinger?
Person 2: the one with the ukulele? Oh yeah
by Hellohenlo September 9, 2023
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Pit-bulling

The spontaneous act of poking someone’s armpit with your fingers when they have their arm lifted or raised and their armpit is exposed. As if a bull were suddenly charging at the exposed pit.
Stephanie enjoys pit-bulling Mason whenever he reaches for a box of cereal up in the cabinet.
by MWTP84 December 12, 2023
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E-Balling

Dam ABJ is always winning he’s E-Balling 👌🏻
by ABJ246 February 10, 2024
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Steve Billings

A bald white guy who constantly lies and says “Is just the Internet” and “Trolling and Rolling” to distract people from the truth. Also has a fake girlfriend called “Lena”
Frank: THERE IS NO PROOF AND IR NEVER HAPPEN
Omar: Stop been a Steve Billings

Frank: What Is a Steve Billings
Omar: Your a big Bald Liar
by SpecialEdBus February 19, 2024
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Redhead Bulling

When an obsessed redhead turned into an angry little bull and try’s to attack you ( unsuccessfully). You pull the capote, the red velvet cloth and make him run around in circular, repetitive motions.
Did you see how Randy was redhead bulling Mark??!?!He was going crazyyyy
by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024
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Ching Billing

Related to the Chinese billing system; refers to a gentleman of said ethnic origin who - when paying his bills - does so with a suave and nonchalant attitude. Can be used as a slur, often mimicking an exaggerated Chinese accent.
Bing Chilling? Nah he's Ching Billing...
Mao do be Ching Billing
by Causeimthejoker November 22, 2024
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