monkey beater

someone who wanks

man Im such a monkey beater

by mathias January 9, 2004

Coon Beater

Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH

JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?

Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!

by chrispytits December 9, 2008

Justin Beiber bomb

When you and everybody around you were listening to a good song and then somebody paused it and played Justin Beiber's "Baby".

We were listening to death metal and then I about killed them with a Justin Beiber bombed.

by shj218 November 22, 2010

beater

A slacker. Also: smart-mouthed punk, loser, cheapskate, lazy mofo. Notorious for trying to look cool whilst loitering, spitting, smoking, leaning, and/or being in a "band". A beater usually has more bark than bite and will back down if challenged.

"Look at those posers! What a bunch of beaters!"

by M. Payne January 16, 2008

even better than the real thing

Oral sex, almost exclusively fellatio.

How was last night in bed with Suzie?

Even better than the real thing.

by atemperman January 25, 2004

Class Beater

This is someone who only masturbates in class because the teacher is so fuckin hot or two girls are messing around when the teacher is gone, but most likely that the person gets hard and feels like they should finifh the job.

"I can't fuckin study whith that kid in the back of the room being a class beater."

by K-DO6 May 30, 2006

Justin beiber

An annoying singer who has teamed up with usher (shock horror!). The extent of "his songs" is singing about love and/or girls, though

many believe he is homosexual and has an abnormally small penis. This is only speculation.
The songs that were written for him aren't much better.

He is loved by 10-15 year old girls who some think have no brain.
Now spend your time decently by listening to led zeppelin or Mozart's requiem.

"The best singer in the wold peopl who h8 him R just jeluz 'coz they Rnt famous and can't sing"
Justin Beiber fan-13

"Wow, that girl sings SO well, what's her name?"
Random lorry driver, listening to radio.

by chonker September 3, 2013