Mr. Beast

That guy in school who bought a laptop to smash it and give away the keys for free.

"Hey, did you see Mr. Beast's new video?"

"The one where he crashes a private jet? Yeah, so relatable!"

by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022

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P-Beast

A paint beast. Someone who dominates in the paint on a basketball court.

Jamarcus is a total P-Beast, he’s like 6’6!

by TaroDidIt April 9, 2022

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Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

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Beast Egg

Another word for animal poop.

I went into my backyard to clean up my dog's beast egg.

by chiads January 19, 2010

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Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

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