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personal book

The collection of random stories that someone keeps to tell, usually to be funny, that usually aren't true.
Logan: hey man, whats up?
Robert: aww nothin, but guy, the other day i was so high, i was running down my street screaming random shit
Logan: did you get that from your personal book?
by appledude69 November 1, 2009
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Analog Book

Commonly referred to as "Books" by people of the time, these objects were used by people as their source of reading before the eBook. Operated by turning pieces of paper that contained words written in actual ink. During this time people were inconvenienced by driving downtown and checking these materials out for free at a "Public Library," which was a place that loaned books out for a 2 week period.
Guy #1) Hey, what is that?

Guy #2) It's J.D. Salinger's "Catcher in the Rye."

Guy #1) Umm, where is the On/Off switch?

Guy #2) It's an Analog Book, I just turn the pages of paper.

Guy #1) Wow, where did you get that at?

Guy #2) At the Public Library.
by James Edward Dean January 31, 2010
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tre book

Tre: derived from the french word tres meaning (and substituted for) the word 'very'. Except, in this context it is written phonetically and you leave out the s. (The irony makes it hip)

Book: derived from t9 predictive texting. When attempting to type the word 'cool' but t9 recognizes it as 'book'. People got lazy (people in Davis, Ca, to be exact) and left it as is, substituting 'book' for 'cool' in texts. trend eventually spread to spoken word.

-Often (but not exclusively) used sarcastically when apathetically humoring another person, but really the person doesn't give a shit.

*not to be confused with, and not in association with Green Day's drummer Tre Cool*
"great sweater!"
-"Thanks, I got it from American Apparel, half off!"
"Tre book!"

"Clear your schedules, cause i'm coming to town and it's gonna be tre book!"

"cool mumu. is that from like Urban or something?"
-"uh, no.. its from Guatemala
"international, it's definitely tre book."

"hey man wanna go smoke some potsmarijuana!??"
-"yeah totally!!...tre book"

WHAT IS TRE BOOK??? I KEEP SEEING IT ALL OVER FACBOK
by s.bold January 13, 2011
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Queen Book

An awful joke, usually followed by an awkward silence. The original 'Queen Book' joke was so horrific it started a trend.
"Shut up Ross you read Queen Books" as in gay magazines? Dafuq?
by Queen Book September 3, 2013
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by the book

Romeo and Juliet (1:5): "You kiss by the book."
by MBA June 26, 2004
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little brown book

a small notebook or document in which an individual keeps a running list of the names and phone numbers of people they have had anal sex with.
bro 1: "hey man, do you have that Puertorrican midget's number?
bro 2: "yeah it's in my little brown book, let me get it"
(bro 2 pulls out LBB)
bro 1: damn, that thing looks like a phone book, no wonder every girl in this city is walking funny."
by mitchy P February 13, 2014
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The Book of Justice

The Book of justice is a literary art that dates back thousands of years with new additions added by Vaerez and Narraxx depicting their adventures of modern day piracy and debauchery. The original contexts of TBoJ were written by ancestors of the legendary duo. Uknown by many Americans is that The Freemasons were actually an order devoted to and controlled by TBoJ. The fundamentals of American society and the Governement is indirectly controlled and influeced by TBoJ. TBoJ is also affiliated with Baby Down Industries.
The Book of Justice Speaks many volumes of the truth.
by Narraxx + Vaerez October 4, 2008
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