Double barrel SNOTgun

It's when your nose is really stuffy and you simultaneously blow air really hard through each nostril, which might be enough to blast snot from both of them at the same time, projecting a scattered tapestry of snot onto whatever you happened to be aiming you face at. It can also be done unintentionally, such as when you sneeze really hard and manage to cover your mouth but it gets diverted to your nose, spraying particles every which way. Regardless it's pretty disgusting so make sure you use a damn tissue next time or if you don't have one sneeze into your sleeve.

"Oh well that's gross. That guy just fired his double barrel SNOTgun at his desk and now there's boogers everywhere."

"I was sitting in class and this guy behind me blasted the back of my head with a double barrel SNOTgun. Guess that explains why my nose is feeling a little stuffy and I feel a cold coming on. ACHOO!"

by Suckmytoes_77 September 26, 2023

Empty Barrel

Race baiting Baffoon usually dressed like a rodeo clown!

Fredrica talks so much shit! You would think that Empty Barrell was a politician if it wasn't for that ridiculous $2 outfit she's wearing.

by Oppressed cracker October 25, 2017

Barrel

A noun used when describing what you would bend a girl over on to plow her ass till it hurts

Dude I would bend Kim kardashian over a fat barrel.
Who would you rather bend over a barrel: Amber Rose or Summer Ray

by Crackhead #1 September 8, 2017

Barrel Maxxing

the inability to take a joke or thinking everything is directed at you.

Dude stop barrel maxxing just take the joke.

by mmitmat December 16, 2023

Barrel Licker

An insult to a person who only has one talent.

Broseph, you're such a barrel licker.

by derp_chirp April 4, 2011

Sardine barrel

A musty, fishy, rancid, sour, foul, hurriundues, flaccid, unimaginably disgusting pussy. Thank you for your time.

1. Her pussy smelled so bad I jumped out of bed and screamed “damn bitch that sardine barrel making my eyes water, this is facial assault, IM CALLING 911”

2. I like seafood so i Stick with the sardine barrel girls!

by Apple crust August 23, 2023

darryl and the barrels

a awesome band with gabby , cady , rylie ,kaitlyn and sexy lead singer , darryl😉

ms. molitor -“ wow darryl and the barrels are so good they get my pe class Pumpin!”

by darrylandthebarrels November 30, 2021