Alyssa is a annoying beautiful girl, she is obsessed with tiktok and loves jokes. She probably has a monkey pfp and a judgemental sister and a sad child backstory, a traumatic one too. She’s probably basic but cool, she has cool guy syndrome 😎
by Ilikewomenandmen September 14, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. she is my best friend and she is a great person who deserves all the love in the world, thank you for existing You bitch . And yeah you’re sexy as fuck
by Janiswag November 20, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. Body shape is bean pole. Nicest person you will ever meet, you can tell her anything. If you know her, you are blessed and cursed at the same time. She will make you fall on ur face in the snow and blame u? idk how that works man. gives the best advice abt boys even tho she’s single af.
Boy #1 Is Alyssa single?
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.
Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
Boy #2 Yep but don’t date her.
Boy #1 Why?
Boy #2 she rude. and ain’t got not booty.
by calebs mom, conner’s gf November 15, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is a girl who still doesn’t know who she is. She’s waiting for something to happen to her and doesn’t take advantage of her gifts. She is loyal, tries to be kind and short. Her back aches with the burdens of others. If you are her family she would die for you, regardless of how you treat her.
by Somedaysomedaymaybe November 23, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. literally the greatest human being that could ever walk on this earth—no over-dramatization, just facts. they have the happiest smile and a voice that could calm you at your most fretful moments. you could talk to her for hours and hours on end and never get bored. people with this name most likely have a comforting presence and make you feel warm and safe with them. alyssa is a beautiful person inside and out.
also she’s probably really gay as well lolz
also she’s probably really gay as well lolz
Person 1: hey, have you seen my friend Alyssa anywhere? i can’t find them
Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me
Person 2: oh, you mean the greatest person in the whole wide world? yeah she’s right here with me
by daffysduck July 18, 2022
Get the alyssamug. 
Alyssa is pretty
by cummslutt19 April 12, 2021
Get the Alyssamug.