Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.
Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.
by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019
mugGet the Jersey Shiftmug.

Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022
mugGet the Mid-shift crisismug.

mr whippy shift

to describe some one as being super whipped by their girl/boyfriend.
hey did you go out last night or did you get stuck with a mr whippy shift.
by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007
mugGet the mr whippy shiftmug.

Shift

Basically sticking your tongue in someone’s mouth and hoping for the best. Kissing someone but in a non-romantic way, unless you want it to be. A common place for a shift, also known as a meet is at an Irish teenage disco.
Here, will ya shift me friend there?
by Iamnotafriget November 29, 2019
mugGet the Shiftmug.

the great shift

The era when watching anime became socially cool in spring 2025, marking the end of hiding for anime fans.
I was watching anime back when it was socially ostracized before the great shift.
by verulam April 20, 2025
mugGet the the great shiftmug.

truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.
You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.
by Agencylament December 14, 2020
mugGet the truckers gear shiftmug.

shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!
*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*
by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004
mugGet the shift and stretchmug.

Share this definition