dakota swift

A Dangerous Retard, Often Misunderstood, He has his own crime syndicate, he’s his own mob boss In the retard Community.

Watch out for Dakota Swift, he’s very Dangerous

by Great__Bigsby March 21, 2019

Taylor Swift

The type of musician to continuously simp for NFL players

"My name is Taylor Swift and i want to bang the whole kansas city cheifs team!!!!"

by sculman107 February 11, 2024

acvf talor swift

It means stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are acvf talor swift

by Ghffbhwhegenjgs September 17, 2017

Taylor Swift

The motherfucking music industry.

Taylor Alison Swift is the best songwriter in the whole world.
Deserves all the awards she was given and nominated for.

K*nye is just an asshole who interrupted Taylor Swift at the VMA's in 2009.

He's also the dick who claimed he made Taylor famous, but in reality his sped ass
interrupted her WHILE she was literally accepting the VMA award.
Who made who famous?

Taylor made Kanye's mf ass famous. Period.

Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Taylor Swift on top September 30, 2023

Phil Swift

Our lord and saviour

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?

by Suvjet November 13, 2017

Taylor Swift

A fine piece of ass that I would do some naughty things to if I ever met

What's something that you could eat every single day and not get tired?
Taylor Swift

by Gay4Tay November 23, 2021

Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”

This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!

by 31xoelle December 13, 2022