Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 04, 2022
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donkey-licked

to be defeated convincingly.

Originally from Australian and New Zealand horse-racing slang, now applicable to contests generally.
In 2012, New Zealand were donkey-licked 38-21 by England at Twickenham.
by mum61e November 16, 2013
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Donkey circus

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.
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donkey blessed

Having a large penis.
Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"
by Hugo-h12 January 22, 2014
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.
Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.
by onehandcrabbing December 06, 2013
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Donkey Ollie

A meme god who needs to be worshiped
All hail Donkey Ollie.
by Meme supporter May 07, 2019
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