Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass

Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.

by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019

donkey naai

A donkey naai is when you use your buddy's cigarette to light your cigarette

I don't have a lighter with me , pass your smoke do I can donkey naai

by Dannysbitch February 27, 2022

Donkey Ollie

A meme god who needs to be worshiped

All hail Donkey Ollie.

by Meme supporter May 6, 2019

Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.

booty donkey junk Lumpy Donkey

by DD2 October 21, 2013

donkey rubber

Shoving as many penises with condoms in a donkeys asshole as you can fit before getting kicked

Giovani, Caleb, and ricco all did a donkey rubber before giovani got kicked.

by riccoungaretti April 6, 2014

Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks

That bitch looks like a swamp donkey!

by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020

Son of a donkey

A stubborn jackass, such as a jerk hole who takes people's words.

That Son of a donkey stole my word and wrote a definition on urban dictionary.

by CapnCole May 13, 2019