Beefy Flap Jacks

The skin that is left hanging after someone pushes a large Walrus dildo up the booty.
Damn your beefy flap jacks are torn up out after taking such a large Walrus dildo!
by Melamyemma September 10, 2017
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Jack Horowitz

A Jack (Or know by his friends as Jaquavion) enjoys the casual fratboi whiteclaw, Jack's top of his head looks like a distorted brown genetical error. Jack Horowitz is the biggest fratboi wannabe in ELA class Jack tends to write and ramble about his ambitions to become one. Jack also the biggest car fiend and cannot stop obsessing over his grandpa's 1776 Declaration of Independence Limited Edition Corvette.
Oh he's such a Jack Horowitz off.
by Vadan Evneil February 09, 2022
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reflection jacking

reflection jacking is when you are sad or depressed but still have the urge to jack off
Kevin: dude what took you so long in the shower?
Steve: sorry dude i was reflection jacking my grandma died yesterday
by thatboiluke October 22, 2019
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jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games
Woah that has to be a Jack Timms
by By Milad Quadare April 09, 2017
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Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.
I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.
by Crazy Pelirrojo April 15, 2009
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Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.
by sgraveyy February 03, 2020
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