dumb bitch syndrome

(DBS) means any girl with the name alyssa or keely they are the dumbest bitches in the world most of the time they are bestfriends.

OMG alyssa and keely have dumb bitch syndrome.

by hehehe2000 April 2, 2020

Bond Girl Syndrome

When someone is annoyed by someone else upon the first few times they meet, but then the annoyance turns into attraction for seemingly no reason.

She rolls her eyes at my jokes now, but I can tell she'll want me eventually; she's got bond girl syndrome.

by QuanchiousQuanch February 10, 2020

Rich man syndrome

When you first get rich, you will get spoiled and everyone will like you, you will disrespect most people. After rich man syndrome, you will be depressed because everyone has left you and all your money is gone

Person 1:”why is he so mean to us?”
Person 2:”he has a bad case of rich man syndrome”

by They’re all taken February 22, 2020

Afghanistani Wife Syndrome

The tendency to get your ass whooped by your husband and maybe being one of many wives.

example 1: Dude I heard khalehdi, Mahmoud's fifth wife was beaten by him for sneezing in public without his permission. She really has a bad case of Afghanistani wife syndrome.

example 2: man brenda has some series Afghanistani Wife Syndrome"

"wdym"

"bro shes like this guys 5th wife and last time she sneezed in public he beat the shit out of her

by The bambino turner June 24, 2020

dumb bitch syndrome

D.B.S is taking over the world, you won't find it in hospitals but to be only found in the streets

Amani: bitch did you see that nigga he's fine damn I'm tryna lock him down

sha'quanda: bitch he has like 3 baby mamas

Amani: I don't care

dumb bitch syndrome

by kiesha_tf_am_i_here August 10, 2020

Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

Phantom Stash Syndrome

PSS - The sensation of feeling as though you still have a moustache in an attempt to stroke it, after a clean shave.

I have a mad case of Phantom Stash Syndrome (PSS), I keep trying to stroke it but there's nothing there!

by J Nash November 28, 2012