Im gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect
You: Ight lad Im gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll
by Jamalbigwiener January 09, 2024
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a sentence to describe that the thing you put in the sentence has been disfunctional or you don't care about it anymore and you're in the urge of going bezerk by means insane. I've seen this as a dead meme template so use this in chat, not memes. and remember, always use 7 g in the brggggggg. Why you ask? no reason
"Haha money go brggggggg"

in this case you don't care about the money you're about to use

"Haha logic go brggggggg"

in this case you're saying that you have given up in using your logic

you can fill the (something) with anyyhing you want, includes rickroll

Haha (something) go brggggggg

this mean you've given up on something
by asdf alchemist April 01, 2021
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Go Fish

When you are given an offer of employment that does not meet your criteria or desired wage
When John was offered $300 a week to be a circus prostitute but had asked to be compensated what is $400 a week he told them no thanks,… “Go fish
by Ridiculosophy August 17, 2022
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going steadier

a couple that is beyond dating and sharing the same address and bank account. Not to be confused with being engaged.
Her and I've been hooked up for awhile, now we're going steadier.
going steady} dating}
by Rogue 69 7 February 04, 2015
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Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.
Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.
by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018
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Going up and down

The art of makimg a girl go up and down by having sex
Im making my gf to moan very loudly by getting her going up and down while on top of me
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a threat where a person is telling another that they are going to fatally stab them
"im going to stab you to death"
"rude of you"
by rb ryan December 11, 2024
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