Jack

An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool

Dave : “did you see jacks new haircut?”
Dave 2 : “yea man he’s so cool 😎”

by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022

Jack

The kind of guy that would marry an unholy amount of chicks with dicks and gets really pissed when the traffic cone he has been sitting on for the last two hours gives him crabs

Jack Oh shit

Me Wot

Jack This traffic cone gave me crabs

by Dambitch69 May 7, 2020

casper jack

The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.

“Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”

by Wezadiji January 28, 2019

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Jack kohl

Biggest simp of all time

Jack kohl would do anything to hold her hand.

by Lil Lellow June 21, 2020

Clap the Jack

You screwed up.

You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.

by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018