Wet Cock Syndrome

A man gets Wet Cock Syndrome when he goes to take a shit and his cock grazes the water like a elegant pebble skipping across the vast ocean.

Oh shit I just got Wet Cock Syndrome

by Cool Cock69 April 28, 2021

Brent’s purple cock

‘Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).

“Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”

by Angryboi July 1, 2022

Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

by Candis November 15, 2022

big brown cock

big brown cocks are Big Cocks which are brown with semi-curly hair at the sides, which reminds of a gigantic anaconda on a rainforest. Also it's related to BBC(big black cocks) however, those anaconda are humungous and the forests are thick, deep and very hard to reach

GARRY LEE-"Yoo I saw a BBC documentary about bbc and BBC"
GAYBOY- "yea I sucked those big brown cocks and big black cocks"
GARRY LEE-"u gay af, im talking about big brown and black roosters 🐓"

GAY BOY- "im just horny papi"

by Slenderdick rottingballs January 13, 2022

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022

Electric Cock Syndrome

When one’s penis suffers with the ability to shock people, almost like an electric shock but a willy instead. One’s penis could be given the name “willy wand” as it is magic!

ellie nowlands dad has ECS
my willy is so magic , because I have electric cock syndrome

by willysonmars October 12, 2021

cock block

moms whose always around gettin in the way of gettin "busssaay"

Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.

by sidy June 30, 2005