Sea breezy balls

A product, similar to "dude wipes"© or "ball spray" from the dollar shave club.
It provides one with testicles that are as fresh as St. Tropez shore.

Initially, I was hesitant to go out with the guy from work, but I noticed a can of "Sea Breezy Balls" in his locker & figured it was worth a shot.

by Dog Abortionist February 10, 2022

King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022

Slopes stuffing balls

Fried stuffing rolled into balls. Cut in half and covered with cheese.

Lets go eat slopes stuffing balls

by Slopestizzle November 11, 2020

All day balls

The act of not washing your testicles and walking around with sweaty stink ball sacks

Guy 1: yo I'm bout to smash, but I didnt take a shower yet.
Guy 2: Wait! You telling me you got some WAP coming over and you over here with all day balls?!

by Sweatiest of the meats November 28, 2020

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.

Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

by B. Ballard January 7, 2021

belgian sugar balls

The act of dipping one's balls in molten sugar in the same fashion as a candy apple, and then proceeding to have their partner lick, suck, or bite off the sugar layer. Can also be used as a form of hair removal for the balls.

Bobby knew Jenna had a sweet tooth, so he gave her belgian sugar balls

by Anal Spork January 20, 2021

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021