throw a cock in her

an expression used to communicate a dude's desire to have sex with a particular female, generally employed to convey one of the following feelings: (1) that the chick in question is smokin' hot; (2) that the dude is suitably horny although the chick is not that hot, (3) that the dude's standards are lower than the person he is speaking to; or (4) that there is something about the chick in question that the dude likes.

(1) "Damn look at that hottie....I'd throw a cock in her."

(2) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's ugly."

Speaker 2: "I don't care, I need a slump buster...I'd throw a cock in her."

(3) Speaker 1: "Dude, she's kinda old and has no tits."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

(4) Speaker 1: "Mandy never did it for me."

Speaker 2: "I'd throw a cock in her."

by 51westside July 8, 2011

Lev Sucking Cock

The mortar that holds up society; the bricks that build our nation; the shingles that keep out the rains of prejudice; the dam that holds back the waterfall of hate; the warmth that warms the coldest of hearts; the light that brightens the darkest of souls; the tongue unites blood and crip

Man 1: The world sucks
Man 2: At least we have Lev Sucking Cock

by Mildred cums October 11, 2018

Phantom Cock Syndrome

The term used to describe the sensation of discomfort momentarily after the event of anal intercourse. Said receiver may feel the presence of a male member still engaged in penetration, when infact he is no longer attached to the anal sleeve and the gape is returning to its original starfish-like form.

(Mary) Hey Karl! after you just stretched my asshole with your fat cock, I have to admit I have a massive case of phantom cock syndrome..

(Karl) Fancy Nandos?

by Dr Adam Fuxwell December 27, 2018

Cock and Poodle Too

How the bitch of a red ass punk snitched on my other two homies. Dog and chicken.

"Now I know this is a difficult thing to do Mr. Campbell... But can you identify the other assailants in the courtroom for us."
*Points fingers* - "Cock and Poodle Too!"
*rooster glares and whispers to canary* - "Put the word out on this mother fucker. 50 dead. 100 alive."
*Judge yells* -"What was that Mr. Chicken?!"
"Huh?! Oh me. Cluck cluck my nigga, what's up?"

by GroceryClerk August 14, 2018

Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

by Candis November 15, 2022

big brown cock

big brown cocks are Big Cocks which are brown with semi-curly hair at the sides, which reminds of a gigantic anaconda on a rainforest. Also it's related to BBC(big black cocks) however, those anaconda are humungous and the forests are thick, deep and very hard to reach

GARRY LEE-"Yoo I saw a BBC documentary about bbc and BBC"
GAYBOY- "yea I sucked those big brown cocks and big black cocks"
GARRY LEE-"u gay af, im talking about big brown and black roosters 🐓"

GAY BOY- "im just horny papi"

by Slenderdick rottingballs January 13, 2022

Cock n' Shock

when a loved one and/or family member dies. You generate enough electrical power by raw-dogging them, creating friction, creating an electrical charge, and then using your hands like defibrillators to revive them. (A.K.A The Bethesda Revival).

Grandma passed last night, so I gave her the good ol' Cock n' Shock, and she was in no time.

by BornBaltimoreon January 27, 2022