Jack Attack

When a man love bombs and suffocates u with his love .. over texting

“he texted me 12 times he’s really jack attacking me”

by haiakxkskakdi August 7, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

An intelligence officer so bad at their job, they took 7 years to make LTjg and can only be trusted with watching other people pee in a cup.

Dude that ensign is awful, a real Jack Posobiec.

by EdelweissPirat August 10, 2024

Jack Posobiec

A terminal medical condition which causes the penis to enter and fuse with the rectum. This blocks the colon, forcing the patient to regurgitate a noxious mixture of feces and urine. Eventually the patient asphyxiates on their own excrement.

Person1: OMG is that guy choking?!

Person2: Don't worry they just have Jack Posobiec, it will be over soon.

by aefirstorm August 11, 2024

jack pepper

jack pepper is an emo bitch who cuts himself with eyebrow raxzors and has an alchoholic dad who doesnt love him and a mum who throws knives at him

jack pepper cuts himself

by friedchickenandwatrmelonblack August 11, 2024

jack coward

sweaty fortnite monster with a stonking room

dont be a jack coward

by lizzoharrison August 16, 2024

Leonides Sierra Is Known As Jack The Ripper

Leonides Sierra Is Known As Jack The Ripper

Leonides Sierra Is Known As Jack The Ripper

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025