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balls deep in a damien

when you are really, really in trouble.
When you mom counts down from 3 you should say "Balls deep in a Damien!"
by juoemama August 8, 2022
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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
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Ball-butt banging

Having your balls slap your asshole and getting pleasure from it.
Bro I was ball-butt banging so hard last night.
by 6zero2allday May 15, 2014
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Dropping the ass ball

when someone make a harsh accusation towards you that is completely based on hasty assumption
Peter: So what do you want to do today?

Louis: You think I'm an idiot don't you?

Peter: Where the hell did that come from??? Are you "Dropping the ass ball" on me?
by Big Thor August 16, 2010
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zipper ball picture

Its a picture of your balls hanging out of your zipper. Commonly sent amongst bro's because its gross and looks funny
John: "i was hooking up with Kylie when Zach sent me a zipper ball picture and i lost the mood. I must admit, it was pretty funny though"
by Barstoolbro October 13, 2015
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Quark and ball torture

In short, it's cock and ball torture but done with scientists on an ultra-microscopic level with individual particles instead of full balls with average people.
Scientist 1: My crotch hurts a tiny bit and I can't walk
Scientist 2: Damn, did your wife do quark and ball torture on you again?
by Herr Shrek December 10, 2021
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BIG OL BALLS

WHEN BALLS ARE REALLY BIG
by YAMA69 May 30, 2022
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