A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jackmug. An absolute lad he’s just so stupid and don’t have a clue what he’s on about half of the time and he’s got a ginger mullet bc he’s just so cool
by Pineapple gyal March 12, 2022
Get the Jackmug. Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
Get the Jack-o-lardmug. by Wezadiji January 28, 2019
Get the casper jackmug. Sick interior designer and architect. Has an affinity for knocking down cabinets, building walls and baptizing bachelor pads. Known to deal 6 for $10 Bath and Body Works "man" hand sanitizers. Allergic to cats and "man" hand sanitizers. His ears are too low and his chin is too long, rashy hands but has prince charming hair. Has the memory of a 150 year old, but HUGE cabbage patch energy ;)
by egerton September 9, 2020
Get the Jackmug. Jack is an ignorant loving person that plays Roblox.com. Leader of Royal Blood who thinks he knows his stuff but he really doesn't. He has online dated the following people: Tay the whore, kassidy the liar and he got catfished by lauren. Unfortunate. He sword fights for fun and does trials at 9 every day to make sure the rightful people are punished.
by Obronzed May 29, 2019
Get the Jackmug. Jolly Jacking January or JJJ is the month where you are offensive to people who aren’t “the boys” or your friends in general and the month u jack off at least 10 times
Weirdo1: it’s Jolly Jacking January
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
Weirdo2: yeah and I jacked off 69 times In worship of the Slop Gods
by ShimPee December 3, 2019
Get the Jolly Jacking Januarymug.