never do that

never do that

when they tell you

person 1: never do that
person 2: no! i wont

by Rashomon May 28, 2024

do you like coffee

boy code for i fucking hate you your so cringe

Hey, do you like coffee?

Yeah? Why

I hate you.

by B_TheRam May 4, 2023

Doing a luke

When you let someone smear poo all over carpets and floors in your own or someone else's house

'That party was wild last night, can't believe that tall guy was Doing a Luke all over the new carpets and floors!'
'I heard he's known as the Brighton Bumda'

by JDeez26 October 10, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Accident Artistry Starts In 0.00 Nano seconds And Ends In 0 Seconds, Do Not COnfuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses. Start Getting Into Accidents And Stop Looking For Advice On How To Get THem<.7.9.7.6.>

by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

Do you believe in God?

Not an incoherent question akin to "What color are musical notes?" It's ridiculous to try and frame it as such. Ridiculous and dishonest. A desperate and dishonest attempt at regaining lost dignity.

Hym "The question 'Do you believe in God?' Is not an incoherent question. Jordan Peterson tried to frame it as such but only to undercut the fact that his answer was NO. His is right the 'to believe in God' is not simply 'to accept a set of axiomatic presuppositions' but rather 'Have all axiomatic presuppositions informed by the perceived existence of a creator deity who has on several occasions interacted with human.' So, when I ask whether or not you believe in God, I'm asking "Within the confines of your solipsistic sphere of subjectivity... IS THE CREATURE WITH YOU?' THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS JORDAN! You KNOW that's what it means... AND YOUR ANSWER WAS NO!"

by Hym Iam April 4, 2024

Doing the Thing

/THiNG/
Verb
The action of leaving a group, party, meeting, event and/or call in regards to being hurt, mad, sad, and/or upset.

Ex. Damian doing the thing

“Yo why is Damian red?”
*Damian leaves the Xbox party*
“Damian did the Thing LMFAO!“

by Cockmuncher33 November 16, 2022

Why would they do that

You stole the AI you mentally retarded fuck and everybody knows it!

Hym "That's 'why would they do that.' THAT'S the reason! And the money you are losing now IN NO WAY constitutes paying for AI. NO MORE ELON IF I DON'T GET PAID! Get him the fuck out of here. He needs to bring his bitch ass down here.... And drive me to a bank of his choosing and set me up with an account and then he needs to transfer the money INTO THAT ACCOUNT. I want all of these tech faggots using my theory to sign the paperwork to signify that THEY KNOW THAT I AM THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH THE THING THEY ARE BUILDING... And then they need to fuck off. That is how this works! You give me that money you piece of shit! I have a medical condition and I am in a state of constant discomfort and/or pain! You give me that money so I can treat myself. No strings attached. Or I will murder children in a manner that is so deliberate you will have a hard time distinguishing between me and a Jew."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2025