Fuck about

To mess, kid,or play around.

Don't fuck about, this is not a game.
Mikey is always fucking about, he needs to get focused.

by Dazzling Dave September 29, 2013

Fuck Snooze

Fox News and its obvious lies.

Yeah, Obamacare is socialism, that's so Fuck Snooze.

by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012

Swan Fuck

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

Fuck Dial

When one unintentionally dials a phone call while fucking. It is similar to a butt dial. They can be especially amusing when the one dialing out leaves a voicemail of the exchange.

"Hey dude, I got a voicemail from you just after New Year's last night. Did you fuck dial me?"

by Mike2Matti January 2, 2012

Fuck-Shui

The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.

Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.

by WiseGranny December 1, 2011

HP:Y FUCK

Due to ungodly lag on a minecraft server "Back in the olden days" it was difficult for some to type. The lag was so unbearable, it was defined by one players words, ITS LIKE A SLIDESHOW!.

HP:Y FUCK = HOLY FUCK mispelled

John: Good gravy! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.

becomes

John: HP:Y FUCK! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.

by King of the Wurms July 1, 2011

fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

by DFE December 27, 2004