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Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
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Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
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That person in front of you!
Where?
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That person in front of you!
Where?
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by Curly26 June 24, 2019
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A group or organization of people who’s cocks are far larger than those of the “Big Dick Gangsters”.
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by losers_is_me July 5, 2019
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Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
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