Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

do you know da wae

A normiefied meme, if you use it after january 2k18 you big gay and a retard

retarded normie: do you know da wae
you: jump of a bridge you fucking normie go kys, this would be a beter place without you.

by NoRmIeFiEd March 8, 2018

do the do

To do something, anything. The phrasing is intended to be as vague as possible.
Usually used within the context of "the thing I/We need to do".

It's past lunch, if I don't do the do now I'll regret it later.

The car's outside. Shall we do the do?

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

by Yo-yo a dooo February 26, 2021

han g do

very slow.
doesn’t know how to count coins.
is literally a horse.
walks slow but has the longest legs.
turns red just from eye contact.

han g do is my favorite slow person

by khunnary November 21, 2021

You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem

And I will murder your kids if you don't give me what I'm owed.

Hym "You choosing to do what you're doing isn't me being the problem. And if people keep murdering your kids, maybe YOU are all the problem. My kids haven't gotten murdered. So, I must be doing something right. I'm not the problem. Doing push-ups hasn't made you any better than you are. You and the fat slob YouTuber ARE THE SAME THING. You're not better than me. They just aren't doing to you what they are doing to me."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2024

What does that have to do with Christmas?

A statement used when a person makes a comment that has nothing to do with the conversation.

*People are conversing about favorite foods*
Out of nowhere: "Did you know that an axolotl is a type of salamander?"
Response: "What does that have to do with Christmas?"

by Penguinlove1995 November 21, 2022