Fuck Snooze

Fox News and its obvious lies.

Yeah, Obamacare is socialism, that's so Fuck Snooze.

by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012

Swan Fuck

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

Fuck Dial

When one unintentionally dials a phone call while fucking. It is similar to a butt dial. They can be especially amusing when the one dialing out leaves a voicemail of the exchange.

"Hey dude, I got a voicemail from you just after New Year's last night. Did you fuck dial me?"

by Mike2Matti January 2, 2012

Fuck-Shui

The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.

Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.

by WiseGranny December 1, 2011

HP:Y FUCK

Due to ungodly lag on a minecraft server "Back in the olden days" it was difficult for some to type. The lag was so unbearable, it was defined by one players words, ITS LIKE A SLIDESHOW!.

HP:Y FUCK = HOLY FUCK mispelled

John: Good gravy! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.

becomes

John: HP:Y FUCK! This is a painful experience I am undergoing.

by King of the Wurms July 1, 2011

fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

by DFE December 27, 2004

Mos Fuck

1)An irritant, the epitome of annoyance.

2) A random interjection

1) That mos fuck just cut in front of me

2) Let's go see that mos fucking movie tonight.

by Echelon McGingal March 2, 2005