at this point you have pushed me so far that you don't deserve to be called anything more creative. you are such a douche bag that if you were shot in front of me I would just stare at you begging for mercy.
le douche: your a stupid faggot
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
me : I don't give a flying fuck. you are a douche bag and deserve nothing more then death
by somethingican May 25, 2020
Get the douche bagmug. 
A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
Get the Bag Dadmug. by Zen Tiger May 23, 2024
Get the Bag backmug. Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. She Bag is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a She Bag! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the She Bagmug. Sorry, i will be late tonight i must have another shower as my wife just gave me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag
Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?
Oh my, you seem to be turtle necking, do you want to stop or would you like to give me a Saudi Arabian Duffel Bag?
by MilfPatrol67 April 22, 2021
Get the Saudi Arabian Duffel Bagmug. The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.
I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler
by Jbabydfunkyfre$h October 17, 2014
Get the Dick Bagmug.