Beta-fuck

(bā'-tə-fŭk)

verb - to screw over users by testing "improvements" on a small to mid-range group before throwing the entire community into a tizzy.

synonyms - probed, ass-raped with lines of code

antonym - pleased, satisfied

related words - Facebook, tweak, bastards, beta-test, AIGH, sunovabich

"Facebook beta-fucked me again."

by ghostie September 3, 2013

Tub of Fuck

A large, mobile object that takes 5 seconds or more to turn around 180°.

Joe: Why can't you u-turn any faster? Bill: Because this Tub of Fuck is a truck. Yeah, my job sucks.

by xnaut1617 August 25, 2013

Fuck about

To mess, kid,or play around.

Don't fuck about, this is not a game.
Mikey is always fucking about, he needs to get focused.

by Dazzling Dave September 29, 2013

Fuck Snooze

Fox News and its obvious lies.

Yeah, Obamacare is socialism, that's so Fuck Snooze.

by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012

Swan Fuck

A problem which is impossible to solve or extremely difficult to solve.

Or when someone which makes a moment so awkward its difficult to endure.

john: Last night my girl wouldn't let me stick it in her ass,
Paedro: Sounds like quite the swan fuck
john: It was, but i did it anyway and came out looking like a cola icepop
Paedro:WTF, you just swan fucked me

by Flaming Hardon November 30, 2011

Fuck Dial

When one unintentionally dials a phone call while fucking. It is similar to a butt dial. They can be especially amusing when the one dialing out leaves a voicemail of the exchange.

"Hey dude, I got a voicemail from you just after New Year's last night. Did you fuck dial me?"

by Mike2Matti January 2, 2012

Fuck-Shui

The feng shui of fucking. Mirrors on the ceiling and the like.

Dude, put the video camera away. You're throwing off my fuck-shui.

by WiseGranny December 1, 2011