Beautiful Hair Syndrome

When one (usually a human), has terrible looking hair. These symptoms usually occur in the morning after the being has woken up from
their sleep. The hair (on the head of course) is very messed up and free. The term "beautiful hair syndrome" is extremely contradictory yet sarcastic.

"Ha! Looks like you've got a case of beautiful hair syndrome."

by avey HAVOK March 5, 2009

White Knight Syndrome

A personality characteristic found in few males now days. It entitles chivalrous acts and a need to treat women with respect. Males with White Knight Syndrome tend to be able to have just about any one they want. Also Males with White Knight Syndrome are some of the best lovers both in and out of the bedroom but can seldom can keep a relationship because women are scared to lose them as a friend even though they will remain a true friend no matter how bad the break-up was unless the women pushes the male away.

He treats women well even after they rip his heart out." John said. "He must have White Knight Syndrome

by Alice-in-Wonderland1991 June 5, 2011

Granola Face (Syndrome)

a person that has SEVERE acne and whose face looks alot like granola.

Damn!!! that guy has (a) freaking granola face (syndrome)!!!

by adrianux101 April 14, 2010

Sara Jane Syndrome

A person who's ashamed of their race and will do anything to be considered another race.

In reference of the character Sara Jane from the film Imitation of Life.

Jennifer was so ashamed of being Black, she shunned her mother & tried to pass herself off as white thus suffering from Sara Jane Syndrome

by xxB_RICH30xx December 25, 2010

Shaken Mac Syndrome

When your macintosh or Apple computer repeatedly stops working or displays the "spinning rainbow ball of death", the common cure is to pick your mac up and move it in a shaking motion.

"Dude, my mac has the spinning rainbow ball!"
"Maybe it has shaken mac syndrome"
"Fucking Macs"

by NRuss February 23, 2009

Shaken Mac Syndrome

An all to common phenomina that occurs with Macintosh computers. When a Macintosh computer stops operating and displays the "Spinnng Beach Ball of Death" for a prolonged period of time, the common fix is to pick up the screen of your iMac and shake it until it either continues to work at its usual sluggish pace, or just stops working completely, and can be diagnosed with Shaken Mac Syndrome.

"Dude, my Mac stopped working!"
"Did you try shaking it?"
"Yeah, it probably has Shaken Mac Syndrome now."
"Uggh Fucking Macs"

by nruss4289 March 4, 2009

White Boy Syndrome

A charming male, usually around 6'6", that has been blessed with irresistible looks. Usually has eyes that are so deeply blue you could drown in them, facial hair that's as soft as a pillow, and posseses a tranquil personality. Throughout recent years, scientist have studied closely the likelihood of being born with White Boy Syndrom (commonly abbreviated as WBS). They've concluded that out of the current world population, which is currently estimated to be roughly around 7 billion, that only one adult male residing in southern California has been diagnosed with this WBS. Wayne Rogers is his name. When scientist first discovered Wayne they were in awe. "Goddamn, this man right here is a gift from God" - Scientist.

Oh em gee!! That tall groomer over there is so hawt!!!! He totally has white boy Syndrome 😍

by Diagnosed with WBS September 17, 2019