jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Jack

Jack is a very sweet person who will always make you laugh! He is very handsome with blonde hair blue eyes and freckles. He can be very stubborn and rude but that doesn’t mean he can’t be very caring. He will also make you smile just by looking at him

Girl 1; Oh my gosh look it’s Jack!
Girl 2; Go talk to him he’s so cute!
Girl 1; Ok!!!

by LittleLoveBird$$$ August 29, 2021

The Jack Frost

The action of a white guy stripping naked and covering himself head to toe with vapor rub and jerking off with bio freeze in public.

"Hey bro why'd you miss work yesterday"
"Sorry I was doing The Jack Frost at the kids playground, it took all day"

by JackFrost509 March 14, 2024

I JACK OY

it means you are the best person if you jack OY we do not jack D.O.A

PERSON 1:stop saying I JACK OY you not that

by DDOSAMABAE September 16, 2022

jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids

Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew

by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

jack jarvis

the term Jack Jarvis refers to a person of lgbtq sexuality. they are generally frowned upon by others.

your such a jack jarvis, leave me alone

by fard_lord March 17, 2024