Hole in One

Where you cut a hole in a girls nipple then cum in it.

Brian: Yo Joe have you done the Hole in One with Kayla yet?

Joe: What the fuck Brian.

by Warheadlmao June 1, 2021

Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you

"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"

by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024

That one teacher

the teacher that is unreasonable about their assignments to where it pushes all students into a deep depression to the point of considering suicide

yea... so I have that one teacher if you know what I mean... You should feel bad for me.

by nick_gerd_(silent d) April 7, 2021

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

One track pony

A person who can only focus on one thing.

“That guy over there can only play the drums he’s a one track pony.”

by Westworld July 14, 2019

Hole in one

When you blow your load and it lands directly down in your bellybutton

I got a hole in one the other day, it was such a mess

by Le-polarbear November 19, 2016

Fatty Log One Wipe

The act of taking such a perfect shit that it only needs one turd wash.

"You already shit? "- Tanner
"Yah bro I dropped a Fatty Log One Wipe." - Travis

by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021