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Wrapped like a mummy

When you’re shaft is inside of a condom
NO, she doesn’t need Plan B, my shit was wrapped like a mummy
by Callmedaddy42 December 4, 2020
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that is like a Jerry Springer episode.

A unusual situation involving family members.
Did you hear Sue left her wife for her wives cousins husband, that is like a Jerry Springer episode.
by Bill&bob August 18, 2022
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Cooking like MF

"Cooking like MF" stands for making beats like american producer rapper MF DOOM. He is considerd by most of rap listeners the best producer in the rap game.
They were cooking like MF.
by TheGreekMinotaur March 21, 2024
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like farmer

A person who creates a post with the sole idea of generating "likes" on social media.
Mike is always posting pictures of the sunset with inspirational quotes. He's just a like farmer.
by McFatty0 May 22, 2016
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Not Like Us

Kendrick’s penultimate diss against Drake
Damn Kendrick mopped Drake on Not Like us
by straight outta kempton July 15, 2024
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Punch it like Bob

"When reality gets in the way of pretentious bull-shit, but you still want to push your agenda in".
Some bloke down-under didn't like much about his heritage being brought up when he wants to show that he's something else altogether. When questioned, the angry old bloke offered a punch to the person who asked. So let this be known forever as punch it like Bob.
Guy 1: Oh yah, punch it like Bob, mate!
Guy 2: Who are you cheering?
Guy1: Nah, I'm looking at that guy over there. He's sitting in the business class with an economy tickets and shouting at the cabin crew for asking him to leave.
Guy 2: Maybe his seat is next to the toilet.
by FallenV August 29, 2025
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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
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