Zoe has two long, large and thick penises. The size of her vertically aligned cocks is immense. Because of her high level of testosterone, she is also able to carry an abnormal amount of beer crates.
by Zahfbsnanehehe March 22, 2025
Get the Zoe mug.That one girl with the black hair and blue eyes. She listens to those screaming songs and plays the drums. She's the coolest. She's really skinny and makes you look like a fat ass when you're next to her, but that's okay because she's the best. Rock on, little rebel angel! C: DESUUU! <3 <3
Alyssa: There's my bff Zoe G.
Alexis: Yeah, she's boss.
Alyssa: You hear she's doing that drum cover of that one cool song?
Alexis: Oh yeah, it's gonna be bitchin'!
Alexis: Yeah, she's boss.
Alyssa: You hear she's doing that drum cover of that one cool song?
Alexis: Oh yeah, it's gonna be bitchin'!
by AlyssaAlyssaAlyssaAlyssaAlyssa October 22, 2011
Get the Zoe G. mug.The rudest most boring girl anyone has every met, she won’t crack a smile, she won’t laugh, if you tell her something funny she’ll give you a weird look and judge you, the only thing she does is talk about her boyfriend which in fact no one cares about.
by Beautiful poison tree. March 5, 2024
Get the Zoe mug.Yes, Zoe did bad things in the past. 1. Cheated on Cody; that is true and that mistake will haunt her forever (she even said it) 2. Vapes; Zoe did vape but she stopped because she knew she was ruining her lungs. 3. Said the nword; Zoe did not say the nword, Cody said that she says it a lot but he said that because Zoe cheated on him and he was hurt. There are many other things but we have to focus on positivity, Zoe is a grown up woman now and she can decide what she wants to do. Like her or not.
Person: Is that Zoe Laverne? I thought she vapes on live and does bad things.
Person 2: Yes that's Zoe, she learnt from her mistakes and she's trying to be a better person :)
Person 2: Yes that's Zoe, she learnt from her mistakes and she's trying to be a better person :)
by Gxldenlav on tiktok May 27, 2020
Get the Zoe Laverne mug.An evil bitch who is vein and only cares about herself and drags others down to make herself feel happy. She’s always your bestie till she meets the populars and always tries s to die in with them when she really just looks like a twat.
by I hate Zoe.org November 23, 2021
Get the Zoe mug.Zoe LaGroomer is a GROOMER, if you're a minor and hangs out with her. BE CAREFUL cause she might groom you
by LocalNaPatatasNyo March 19, 2021
Get the Zoe Laverne mug.Zoe is the name of someone who's nice, but can be too nice. She's very nice to her friends. She of course loves her family and will do anything for them! But Zoe is also sensitive. Although it might not look like it, Zoe can have some mean, or rude thoughts that she might not say out loud. You might think that she's just a nice girl who can't think of a comeback but she can. Beleive me when I say, the truth hurts. Many people say "If you ever meet a Zoe, don't let her go!" But it's different for this one. This Zoe likes her privacy and doesn't really want to be swarmed by her friends. Like when she's playing a game. Her friends will be online and join her, or call. She wouldn't want that, but she's cope with it. In the end, they all have fun.
by Basic Me January 11, 2021
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