I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

by Vale74 November 30, 2010

You and I both know

This is a phrase used to give self assurance and confidence. It actually means "I know"

You and I both know that Cindy doesn't sleep around.

You and I both know the builders will be finished next week.

The check is in the post- you and I both know that

by Sonny Saint April 23, 2020

You don't even know, right?

An ignorant question made into a statement by people from south of Texas who don't speak very good English.

"You don't even know if you're hiring, right?", "You don't even know, right?"

by Cherry Odelay June 10, 2009

You don't even know

Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.

"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

by Ryan Frazier March 15, 2008

I don't know what to tell you

A saying that's used to tell someone nicely that nothing is getting done about something,that they simply don't care or that you're "shit out of luck"

Employee: "We have a lot of work and no time to do it" Boss: "I don't know what to tell you"

by battleaxe June 13, 2017

I know Jesus loves YOU!

Someone making a statement acknowledging your ability to walk away from an over-the-top ridiculously dangerous situation unscathed (or with only minor injuries). Leading a charmed life.

Exiting a car accident where you were not wearing a seatbelt and you have only minor cuts; while another passenger who was wearing a seatbelt is being rushed to the hosptial to become an organ donor. A bystander says to you: I know Jesus loves YOU!

by Mychelle C. August 17, 2005

let me know how that works out for you

the easiest way to end an argument when your opponent relays their intentions to do something that you do not agree with.

(online or in text msg, etc)
"I have to go shopping"
'I shop online, you must have tons of time on your hands. it's Christmas and the stores are packed!'
"The traffic here is fine."
'I thought it was snowing there.'
"I have snow tires! duh."
'You know, there are websites that sell things much cheaper.'
"But there is a sale going on at my favorite place!"
'fine. let me know how that works out for you.'

Best way to diffuse (yep, this is trolling!): "U mad?"

by notyourgirlfriend February 9, 2012