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School

A place where parent take accidents to get away to make more accidents
Have a good day at school I will pick you up in six or nine months
by Kingvageta January 2, 2018
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School

A place in Modern Fantasy where nightmares are made.Subjects are boring.But also where dreams are made too like lunch and break and walking home!!!!
by jeffis21 March 7, 2015
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School

Mina:What is school
Me:s l a v e r y
by CrystalKid November 23, 2020
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School

The place where people ages five-eighteen (and occasionally higher ages) are sent to be publically humiliated, beat up, and fed cardboard.

Noun

Other words related to school are; hell harrowing detestable foul abhorrent vile insufferable odious
by TeenCoffeeAddict October 14, 2017
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School

A fucking stupid idea that some old ass government members made up to give "useful" common core bullshit.

Most people don't hate school because of bullies or shitty food but what you have to do during hours. You get sent to the prison-like complex. Sit yo ass down in your uncomfortable arthritis-inducing chair next to a bunch of retard inmates who care nothing about anything. You sit there for nearly an hour listening to random information someone probably got from that website that sends you to random sites on the internet. The information isn't even interesting. So once you put up with this junk for a good ten minutes of silence and staring at the teacher droning away about something. So you're bound to just look away and do anything else. But then when you're caught doing said thing they freak out.
When you tackle them head on and call them out their simple and stupid tactic is to dish out a phone call to your parents who are also equally as dumb about appreciating the shit you have to do. Once your teacher gains the favor of your parents, you have a punishment waiting at home. The teacher gives you a suspension or referral. Then repeat this a few more times until you get home where you have to do some of the most fucking stupid stuff only a person with no life, fun, family, who don't have access to suicide pills would do. Also known as homework.

Whoever made homework, I'm going to shove a cactus so far up your ass, you'll be coughing bloody needles for the rest of your shitty life. It's hell for 18 (or more if you fail) years, no wonder why suicide is a thing.

Bye, now go sit in the corner and eat some cheese. Fuck school
by Trigger_Nigra November 27, 2018
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school

A torture facility designed to break kids faith and trust in life by mentally wearing down on them with the most useless of information. School was originally designed for good, back in the Greek age of Philosophy however modern schools tend to be the opposite. Modern school is the equivalent of legal slavery which forces anyone over the age of 6 to spend meaningless hours learning nonessential stuff such as how to write a proper argumentative essay. It actually does the opposite of what it was meant to and encourages failure, discrimination as well as poverty. Most schools only exist to be there with the exception of some teachers who actually take their job seriously and the minority of students who can actually find interest in learning instead of just getting free food or seeing people.
Son: Hey I'm back from school
Dad: Great what did you learn?
Son: Nothing!
by EPICFRENCHFRIES March 15, 2017
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school

a place where you can't exactly be yourself and people have to judge you. that place is like a jail. a place where you're forced to raise your hand to literally do ANYTHING or you get in trouble.. and also the reason why my depression & anxiety started. the sad thing is, it increases as you get older.
me: *gets bullied*
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.

me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
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