Simpsonville Rob

Similar to a gloryhole, It’s when you pull up to a truck stop bathroom and see a hole in the wall with a ginger tongue and mouth sticking through it already, waiting for that strange nasty cock.

He pulled a simpsonville Rob at the truck stop bathroom with his mouth, tongue and ass pressed up against the gloryhole

by LordPoonMaster October 8, 2019

Van Rob

A place where petty people make other people's lives miserable and crackhead temps go into the bathrooms and overdose on heroin and theres an Ambulance there 4 times a week. And if you are a super hot blonde chick with a nice booty and or if you kiss your bosses ass and suck his dick you'll get all the easy jobs all day everyday and they mandate 7 days a week even if it's not an emergency.

Person #1 Yo, you work at Van Rob?

Person #2 Yeah man. Sorry I cant hangout got emergency mandated the whole weekend. Apparently there was another overdose and they needed the numbers.

by Savageman30004728883929 September 30, 2019

Rob High

A word used to define a picture of Rob Lowe you have stuck somewhere high like a ceiling or the top of a wall.

Friend: "Hey why is there a picture of Rob Lowe directly over your bed?"
You: "Oh that's just Rob High."
Friend: "In your head was that an answer to my question?"

by Bob-Joh December 1, 2019

The Robs

Any form of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Oftentimes, but not always, originated from someone named Rob in the most grotesque of actions involving family and animals.

"Fucked this chick I met on plenty of fish. Think she gave me the robs, what do you think boys?"

by CummyDoorknob August 10, 2021

Rob

Rob is a man, or boy, I should say because he's immature. He only thinks about himself 24/7, has bad comebacks and falls for bad women. Can't keep a girlfriend and likes to shut people down. He has bad hair, most likely hebrew turned christian. Can't sing and looks like a red panda. Irresponsible, probably gave his wallet to a grizzly bear. (not rob lowe, rob lowe is perfect)

Gene: Here, use some of my cologne.
Rob: Sorry, I don't like the smell of arrogance.
Gene: Shut up Rob.

Phil: KIll yourself.

by dr. shithead ashole January 1, 2017

rob mob

Descendants of the Oompa Loompas. A little person. Usually under 5'7. Has abs of steel and their hair is never messy.

Hey is that a rob mob in your pocket?

by Herbalife hulk October 22, 2013

Rob

Rob the destroyer of men

That is the most game of thrones thing I have ever heard … rob destroyer of men

by Paulisthejoker November 23, 2021