Rob Mutton

usually seen in a field or walking to Aldi.
gets his hair sheared (as he is a sheep)
walks like a little girl.

rob mutton has no pubes

by x ben english x April 28, 2023

Half a Rob

Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.

I have a tummy ache and pulled a half a rob so I had to run to the bathroom.

by LeaPeea May 9, 2023

Tag Rob

A blond dude who spends a lot of time at the gym. He falls asleep in class but somehow manages to get an A.

“Hey bestie did you see the text in the group chat?”
“Ya it was Tag Rob”
“No surprise there”

by P. Erf Ecked December 3, 2022

Rob blythe

A drink. When made at home take a pint glass. Fill with ice then double shot of ezra brooks bourbon then finish with perrier sparkling water. When at a bar ask for a robert blythe it is makers mark and club soda.

My favorite drink is a rob blythe.

by Badkarmaf350 December 4, 2022

Rob

Origin: German Meaning: shining with glory, fame-bright
Rob is a dark horse that beams with light. Rob is more than a TikTok virtuoso, he is helpful and extremely kind. Rob is a name often given to royalty or noblemen, which works because he is a king.

Rob is king

by Nadsinads December 13, 2022

J-Rob

Wears toe shoes, questionable ties and is a giant history nerd.

Oh God look at the shoes J-Robb has on today.

by J-Robb fan December 14, 2022

world rob the owner day

December 18th is world rob the owner day where anybody can rob a shop owner.

guys it's world rob the owner day lets go steal some cars.

by smackmen December 16, 2022