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Simone

you have a simone mannnn.
by Simox_13 September 22, 2020
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Simon A

Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
“Damn, that guys amazing. Must be a Simon A.“
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon! I have two kids and they’re VERY SMALL and they’re asleep in that house just there so so you think you could just KEEP IT DOWN A LITTLE BIT! Thanks!
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Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.
Hi guys! I’m Simon!
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lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
by Baby horse September 30, 2013
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Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!
guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts
by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021
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Simon

Simon is a guy that is extremely sweet and kind. He is a guy who makes everyone smile. He is the prince charming, Simon is arare name if your find a person name Simon make them your friend he might bring you good fortune. He is good with people, and he surrounds himself with the people he loves. He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. He is a man of his words. He is cute and when you find him, you never forget him.
Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.
Simon is a sweetheart
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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