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screw your head on

Screw your head on, get your shit together. Stop acting like an idiot and grow up.
“You really need to screw your head on.”
by unitedstrawberries August 6, 2023
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confuse and screw

the act of confusing someone and this leading them into having sex with you. it has been found that the more you confuse the person, the more interested they will be in having sex with you.
He took her to the party and then didn't talk to her the entire time. When they got back to his house, they had sex. It was the ole confuse and screw.
by magentaorange June 21, 2016
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screw juice

When there's a big rainstorm at the child factory that you work at so the buckets of screws that are everywhere get flooded with water and dissolve into the water making a uniquely disgusting fluid.
There was just a big rainstorm at the child factory that I work at so the buckets of screws everywhere got flooded with water and dissolved into the water and made screw juice
by sendhelppls August 21, 2021
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Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.
Unscrewing a Chair
by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011
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Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
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screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)
Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"
by TheWilley September 30, 2018
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