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Randy

Randy;

A Pronoun; DIRT~STAR, Overly exaggerated, commonly DECIEVING form of thing that is even remotely Good for the soul. Should have irremovabal Mr. Yuck stickers plasterd all over it's outer covering. When you want to really picture Randy anywhere remotely around You, your children or your family pets, Think Narcisistic Sociopath (look it up people) Think lime green, Think Mr. Yuck..Think of your keys going missing only to find your car has been thrashed and important things have gone missing..Think of your cell phone and how much you value your contacts , then Think of it missing only to find later that RANDY has seethed through your phone, called your contacts and allianated you, and brutally slandard and lied to every single one of them, ABOUT YOU! SO Yeah! Think Lies., Think of the word CU--T..and how much you love to hear it spoken in your earshot! let alone your children or pets.. then Think of more LIES, And how much you like LIVING ONE, BECAUSE, by allowing Randy into your Inersanctum you will continually be asking yourself if you are! .(and you know what that answer will be!)..When you Think you have to Think of Randy. Think ...of taking a huge dump. Think of running the other direction, Think of The color yellow, it's yield for slow the heck down ; precaution. And if your unlucky enough to come close to Randy..Run, don't walk...to a real safe place, untill the coast is clear# keep the devil Far...far....and AWAY!

life is precious! Live WISE!

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Run children, run as fast as you can! Grab Rufus and your little sister and lock the door behind you! Here comes Randy,!

Now do as I say! Oh dear! ..

I'll save the horses!
by SkrillaG March 1, 2018
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Randi

Chup randi
by Gidda(God) June 8, 2022
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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
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Being a Randy

Someone who randomly stands/sits/... in the background
Yo Josh, who's this Randy in your video? ,
or
He is being a Randy, cause he randomly stands in the background of strangers photos
by Gibby's Bitch June 29, 2021
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Randi

The most kind, funny, loving, compassionate, comforting, beautiful, and supportive person you’ll ever meet. She is rarely moody and has a wonderful attitude and outlook on everything. Randi is always there for people and always works hard to take care of the people she loves! She will always go out of her way to make sure that others needs are taken care of before her own. Randi’s are essential to life. I love them. Always will. Cheers to all the Randi’s of the world.
Charles: Randi is totally awesome!! She’s so efficient and smart!”
Haley: I know! She’s so caring and kind to everyone!!”
by Cindy1166caldone1188 September 18, 2023
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Randy Orton

14 Times World Champion
Was in The Authority and Evolution
Is a Grand Slam Champion
Buried The Fiend ... twice
damn Randy Orton buried my wife ...twice
by imdumblmao June 30, 2021
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randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.
"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."
by So__Real September 9, 2020
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