cough about nothing

Speaking nonsense. Used when an information is beyond stupid.

Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!

by anonymous November 29, 2023

nothing burger

when something has absolutely no substance or content whatsoever or means nothing

Austin Lin: Dude did you hear about that Joe Biden Speech? He was talking about literally nothing bruh.
Christian Koch: Yeah man that was a whole nothing burger

by EdgeTillIBlackOut November 15, 2023

nothing

Cheating on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

Nothing is when you cheat on your girlfriend with a chick called selavetawuwuweoweosas!

by Blxck Emp February 16, 2019

Nothing to write home about

something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre

“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”

by RealTalkDisco September 22, 2025

five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

Nothing

Nothing... At all!

Hym 😑 "Yes... That is what I was gonna say... 'Nothing at all.' I have also been rinsing my mouth out with honey but all that means is that I probably DO need antibiotics and an infection IS eating away at my brainz... I hate you all."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2025

Nothing

What my life is worth

“You are nothing” , said the guy that was mad at the guy with he trumpet.

by Jackattack then a bunch of #’s June 8, 2019