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Jason Xu

Jason Xu is Chinese and he was born in Henan Zhengzhou China. He also an Artist, photographer, journalist, tattoo designer, videographer
by July 29, 2022
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Jason Pominville

The best player of the post-2000 Buffalo Sabres. Has played 12 seasons for the Sabres and was their captain before his stint in Minnesota. He’s scored over 200 goals with the Sabres. Many Sabres fans refer to Buffalo, New York, as Pominville, USA. He wears number 29 and has for his entire career in both Buffalo and Minnesota.
Bill: Time to boost the population of Pominville! He scored again tonight!
Fred: Wow, that’s his fifth straight game with a goal! Go Jason Pominville!
by BuffaloBen15 March 2, 2019
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Jason Tang

Guy with literally the most humongous cock on the planet, even though he's Chinese... Legend has it that it grew 6 inches over night
Nobody:
Jason Tang: Bruh I got the biggest dick on the planet lmao
by BBC Bason April 22, 2019
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jason bahr

oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr
by adamjackson&jason69memefilms December 21, 2017
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Not today, Jason

A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!
by CallMeMaybe3435 February 6, 2022
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Jason's butthole

A butthole that is extremely small. I don't even know how he poops.
"Jason's Butthole is so small I couldn't believe he even pooped."
by JJTheBoy423 May 14, 2018
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MIKE JASON

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Mike Jason is my favorite Sister Cousin Catdog
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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