cricket

verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender

Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.

Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right

by buzzw September 11, 2012

jeep cricket

A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep

Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket

by Jcpenney0550 May 9, 2017

cricket

synonym for dumb
to use in place of “blonde”

person 1 : “i love Neil Armstrong’s music ”
person 2 : “ your such a cricket”

by flowerbabybunny68 August 19, 2022

Killed their Cricket

When someone is exhibiting irrational behavior and has disregarded their inner conscious. Similarly to Jiminy Cricket from Pinocchio.

They Killed their Cricket when they decided to yell at the waiter.

by Gekkouga7 May 25, 2021

puddy cricket

A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.

"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"

by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014

cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.

That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.

by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022

cricket

The game of cricket is a game where everyone hates England equally.

Fuck not those cricket Poms again

by cricketontopjeremy November 22, 2023