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Tomato Zach

A grumpy and hardworking dude, Tomato Zach is an icon. He loves to roast people, and watch sketchy YouTube videos. If you have a Tomato Zach in your life, prepare to get roasted. He loves his Jeep and keeps it in perfect condition. If you step on his perfect lawn, you better run cause he loves it.
Tomato Zach is salty and mean.
by Santa squad November 14, 2018
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Zach

This is zach
by SkinnySeal April 28, 2022
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Zach

Zach can be a rude person but he means well he's a player but cares about his friends and family alot
Person 1:Hey Zach

Zach: what's up man hey
by Hi hubby November 22, 2021
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zach hochberg

A man who is ugly, fat, and fails 9th grade but somehow pulls the baddest bitch in the club.
Damn I wish I was a Zach hochberg last night.
by Gary Townsend May 15, 2018
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Zach

He do be cute doe
Man, Zach is pretty heckin adorable.
by lauren_islegit August 19, 2020
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Zach

A really cool, chill, caring guy. Doesn't talk all the time, but is there for you when you need him. Zach is a man of many talents and overall is just the perfect man.
Person 1. OMG is that Zach?
Person 2. I think it is!!
Person 3. He is like, so awesome!!
by kyle_pogz January 16, 2023
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Zach Slater

Zach Slater more formally known as zesco, has a strange tendency to eat out other mens assholes and likes the taste of their smelly dick cheese. Zach (Zesco) thinks he pulls bitches where as he gets no choss. Zach experiences periods where he believes he is the ultimate top G and believes he is the Asian reincarnation of famous kick boxer Andrew Tate. Zesco also loves underage girls and likes to watch them enter and leave school in their tight little skirts.
Man I want have sex with Zach Slater JK.
by bigchoode1101 October 27, 2022
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