pumpkin pressure

the use of persuasion or intimidation to make someone partake in Halloween festivities.

guy: there was a lot of pumpkin pressure this Halloween, people kept blasting my feeds with crappy spooky puns and my friends and family are trying to get me to do Halloween stuff to. Help me.

by magicchinchin April 19, 2018

pumpkin vine

to stick a soft penis in a vagina.

I'm so drunk I can't get it up can I pumpkin vine it.

by jamesxjawbreaker April 17, 2008

Pumpkin Gut

An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .

Jeff: Good morning.
David: Shut the fuck up pumpkin gut.

by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

pumpkin

fat chick

Look at that pumpkin over there

by Boyne January 28, 2019

The pumpkin

The pumpkin is the reverse Blumkin. The act of eating a girls pussy while she takes a shit.

Her. Have you ever had the pumpkin?
Me. Can I give you a pumpkin while you’re taking a shit?

by Jkooking February 4, 2024

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022