One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.
Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil
Anal fin yes
Interesting Things land sharks are very shy
Number of Gills 5 gills
Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish
see Carcharinformes and search for Land Shark
by Carcharinformes August 12, 2010
A land shark is a cop who pulls onto the road and right when you notice them they pull up so close to your car to run your tag you can practically taste bacon. Oh, and of course ur riding dirty. With your cousin. Who's on probation. While your leaving the Mini Mart he just popped off for child support money.
Damn Ben, I hope you haven't fucked a girl who's raggin', cause tha Land sharks are out for blood today.......
by Melvin MILF September 06, 2011
The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).
by Mudit January 31, 2005
If you realize that there is no toilet roll and you've already done your business, then you're in the Land of No Return.
Girl in cubicle: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
Bystander: What is it?
Girl in cubicle: Could you possibly pass some loo roll underneath the door? I'm in the Land of No Return.
by Anata May 15, 2007
by Pat Nolan April 23, 2006
the place in a game of capture the flag that is located between the oposing team's teretories--- a place where neither team can tag anyone and send them to jail. In simple words, an area of land that no one "owns" (hence the name "no man's land"). also known as "nuteral zone" and other various names.
I followed those two kids from the other team out of the no man's land onto our side where I could tag them.
by LuthienTinuviel March 11, 2010
You ever see a Manity? Then you know what im talkin about. Fat people that have no knecks and fat faces.
*RING RING RING* Land manity hotline? i need some speers and harpoons at my house emeditly! you mean theres a big fat bitch in your yard?
by ATICUS September 12, 2006