Fuck Crush

A sexual crush that has no romantic attachments.

Dude....he's such a douche.
Yeah, But I'd tap that... he's my fuck crush.

by pritzypritzy June 15, 2011

Lax Crush

When one laxer exhibits crush like symptoms on a fellow laxer.
Usually caused by great swag or general talent in the game.

Person 1: Dude did you see Mac rippin' twine today? Hes so good.
Person 2: You have such a lax crush.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010

zodiac crush

when you like someone or believe you will like someone based on their zodiac signs.

"i facebooked her. she's a leo and born in the year of the ox! i think i'll buy her flowers."

"you so have a zodiac crush on her."

by Jason Yeung August 18, 2009

Crush Culture

A song by Conan Grey

Person A: Oh you like Conan Grey, what's your favorite song?

Person B: Crush Culture

by ghfvtjtjfrnchtukkdhi December 31, 2020

retro-crush

A crush on someone as they were in the past, and not as they are today.

Man, I have such a retro-crush on Jimmy Destri from the band Blondie. He was so hot back in the day!

by polyester-queen January 26, 2008

pussy crushing

This term was first coined in season 15 episode 8 of South Park, “Sponsored Content”.

Pussy crushers are people who take an aggressive PC stance towards others and are extremely confrontational at the slightest remark that even begins to point towards non-PC ideology. They also go out of their way to include minorites/people with disabilities, only to use them as a social tool to wither enhance their social status or get something out of their staged generosity. In the South Park episode, PC Principal and his frat bros invite Jimmy and Nathan to their party, but ignore them the entire time and “crush pussy” instead

Chad is such a pussy crusher. It’s obvious that he’s doing it just to impress Katie. Say anything about religion and he starts talking the MOST shit about Christians and Muslims. Pussy crushing hypocrite

by SmallyBiggz January 17, 2019

crushing clams

Slamming clams (vaginas) so hard that you can't use your clam for a week or so. It hurts to wipe after a pee! Sissoring, bumping biscuits and cross crossing pussys.

Renee and Lisa'were crushing clams so hard she couldn't sit for a week!

by Glamma69 January 3, 2017